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An elderly couple is watching a famous television preacher. The preacher smiles at the audience and announces, |
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A young man goes to the doctor. He mumbles: "Doc, my friend suspects that he has got a sexually transmitted disease." "OK, then, take of your trousers and show me your friend.", answers the Doc. |
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An elderly lady goes to see the doctor. |
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Doctors have a strange idea of time. You wait a two months for an appointment, and when you finally get to him, he says, "It would have been much better if you'd come me sooner." |
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The doctor examines a patient but there is nothing wrong with him, so the doctor says, "I don't see a cause for your complaint. Honestly, I believe it's a drinking problem." "Don't worry," answers the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober." |
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Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Shop Assistant: No doubt you do! This is a shop. |
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A man goes to the doctor and complains that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, goes out of the room and returns with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says: |
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Do you know what's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A general practiotioner treats what you have, while a specialist believes you have this very rare disease he is treating you of. |
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